Total Medals Earned: 22 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 170 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Win a game
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 7/15 (40/410 points)
Kill an Urchin
Kill a Sea Star
Kill a Squid
Kill a Seahorse
Die
Reach a Score of 200
Surive for 1 Minute
Kill a Lobster
Kill a stingray
Kill a Marlin
Kill a Whale
Kill 1 of Every Fish
Reach a Score of 2,000
Reach a Score of 5,000
Survive for 2 Minutes
Medals Earned: 5/13 (55/605 points)
Run over a pedestrian
Drink a beer!
Drink a coffee
Crash into another vehicle
Score 1,000 points
Run over 5 pedestrians in one game
Run over 10 pedestrians in one game
Run over 20 pedestrians in one game
Drink 7 beers in one game
Drink 15 beers in one game
Drink 5 coffees in one game
Score 10,000 points
Score 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 8/45 (60/775 points)
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